So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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