i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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