after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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