y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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