How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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