he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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