yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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