i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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