Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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