I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
