how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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