that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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