I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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