if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
What a dumb baby whore.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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