so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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