Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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