Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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