Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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