Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Randomize
