Your face is a jimmy john
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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