no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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