Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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