Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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