Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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