Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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