it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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