How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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