I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Randomize
