There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Help. Why am I so naked?
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