There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Sorry my hands just texted you
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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