just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
