omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Please don't give away my fajitas
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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