so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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