Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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