If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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