half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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