i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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