Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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