the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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