Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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