normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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