just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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