Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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