I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I lost the right to judge tonight
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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