he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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