i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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