I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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