Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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