I'm laying in your front yard are you home
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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