He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Michael Bay diarrhea
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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